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By Lemur

Something Insabe.

Darr, I spelt Insane wrong. I really hate doing that, spelling things wrong, it make me looks stupid. But not as stupid as this guy I saw the other day, Woo hoo, he was a dumbarse. You see it began like this:

I was walking over to my mate Frankie’s house, he had this wicked Cocker Spaniel that could fetch beer from people’s fridges, so anyhow, I was on my way to this guys house when I saw this dumb road worker laying out cones forcing my car onto the footpath. Luckily I ran him over, otherwise I’d be afraid he’d do it again.

But the worse was yet to come, as I arrived at my friends house I ran over the dog that took six years and several hundred thousand dollars to train to steal beer. Why spend all that time training a dog to open a fridge and steal beer you ask? We asked ourselves that during the fifth year.

Anyhow, I am just glad the dog didn’t die, at least no one ever chases away the dog when he steals beer, especially since we have to carry him into the house where the beer is. I like beer. I like Dogs. I like bad grammar and dirty things that smell like toasters. Who’s with me?

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