JimSoft Insanitarium -> Insane Stories -> Hot Dogs
By Lemur

Hot dogs. Why are they called dogs? No, its not because uncle Jack decided to cut up rover when he wouldn’t fetch some slipper type objects, often referred to as slippers. It actually dates back to Adolf Hitler. Once on a secret propaganda gathering mission to the United States of America, or “Slapperland” as it was then referred to as.

Hitler was often heard to say “Ein Shvarperlund Wiener ish like German dug meet” One wiener vender heard Hitler say this, after he sold him a wiener and thought “Whatever I do, I shouldn’t call these Hot Dogs” So he did. Now, back to Slapperland where unrest swept through the country like some sort of sweeping thing. Hot dogs were becoming popular and even more popular as their popularity soared. People were scared.

On a totally unrelated topic fruit juice is now too expensive to buy in the 300,000 tonne econo-packs. I feel this is related to Hitler and his “Dug meet” if Hitler hadn’t named wieners hot dogs he wouldn’t have been eating that hot dog as that grand piano smashed into the sidewalk 3 feet from him.

No war would have been started and Slapperlandians would have kept eating wieners unaware they tasted like German dog meat. It could have saved all Slapperlandians from the fate that awaits them in 2003 when all hot dogs become evil and start killing people, but that’s another story.

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