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By CrazyJim

Doctor! Doctor! A brick fell on my head yesterday. I have amnesia! Something similar occurred several years ago when I was in Paris, standing beneath a construction crew. I found it strange, as I was standing on the top floor of a building... it was a skyscraper, the largest in all Manhattan at the time, but it was surpassed only by the one across the road, the Ulimatum that they referred to it as.

By them, I mean me. When we crossed the road to the Ultimatum, we found each floor to be as empty as the first, which was filled to the roof with people joining in the pile-on contest that was held that very day. At the point we reached the top, everything began to become very dull and dark and black around me, and I formed the habit of referring to the dark three different ways at a time.

As dawn approached, I found myself in my bed asleep. I was awoken by a sound outside. I had no idea at the time that it was a large crack that had formed itself across my window, which was strangely located in the middle of one of my walls. Besides this, there was the coffee that I had put on the previous morning that I had to check on. As I made my way downstairs to the second floor of the single-story house, I became lost. I had never been down this stairway previously. Despite my disorientation, I managed to make my way to the kitchen, where I found my beloved coffee... or at least its shell; strangely shaped like a kettle. It was upon my stove, but there was no coffee! My coffee had gone! Doctor! Can you tell me where my coffee went?

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