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Doctor!
By CrazyJim
Doctor! Doctor! A brick fell on my head yesterday. I have amnesia! Something
similar occurred several years ago when I was in Paris, standing beneath a
construction crew. I found it strange, as I was standing on the top floor of a
building... it was a skyscraper, the largest in all Manhattan at the time, but
it was surpassed only by the one across the road, the Ulimatum that they
referred to it as.
By them, I mean me. When we crossed the road to the Ultimatum, we found each
floor to be as empty as the first, which was filled to the roof with people
joining in the pile-on contest that was held that very day. At the point we
reached the top, everything began to become very dull and dark and black around
me, and I formed the habit of referring to the dark three different ways at a
time.
As dawn approached, I found myself in my bed asleep. I was awoken by a sound
outside. I had no idea at the time that it was a large crack that had formed
itself across my window, which was strangely located in the middle of one of my
walls. Besides this, there was the coffee that I had put on the previous morning
that I had to check on. As I made my way downstairs to the second floor of the
single-story house, I became lost. I had never been down this stairway
previously. Despite my disorientation, I managed to make my way to the kitchen,
where I found my beloved coffee... or at least its shell; strangely shaped like
a kettle. It was upon my stove, but there was no coffee! My coffee had gone!
Doctor! Can you tell me where my coffee went?
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